Number 4: Tyler V-zation

In the past, I have been pretty harsh towards some people. I'm not saying that that will change (hate to break it to you Tyler V.) but things have been different for me. I've been different and I will continue to be even more different. However, I feel that I owe somewhat of an apology to the one and only Tyler Thomas VanOstrand for the years of pain and suffering I've put him through.

Firstly, I'm sorry for this post which will list some of the more horrible things I've done to you. I apologize for making you relive all of these terrible experiences.

I'm sorry for telling you that you looked like a hobo the other day. However, I think it was a pretty fair thing to say given that your shirt was three sizes too big, your shorts mid calf and ragged and your shoes muddy.

I'm sorry for throwing those flash cards all over the floor in Spanish class last year and then yelling that you had to pick them up. You shouldn't have messed them up when I was trying to organize them.

I'm sorry for punching you all the time in that PE that we had together (I can't remember what year that was). I remember hitting you all the time and then one day you came to school with a huge bruise on your leg from lord knows what. Then we decided that all of your injuries combined into that one bruise. Good times, goooood times.

I'm sorry for being so nosy sometimes. (BTW, this is probably going to be the only serious apology). Your business is your business. Do what you want, kid. Remember I'm always here if you ever need someone and Kayleah is too busy getting beat up by her girlfriend.

Lastly, I'd like to apologize for making fun of how large your lips are and the expression you make sometimes. Right now I'm looking at you and you have that look on your face. I'm staring at you and mocking it. It's extremely funny. I just showed it to Kayleah and she laughed. You haven't noticed yet.

So sorry. So very, very sorry.

My apologies,
Kirstyn B. Showalter